mr PORN GEEK

You know how some people seem to think that “Who watches the watchmen?” is a deep quote that reveals the dark nature of humans? Yeah, today we will be answering the question of “Who reviews the reviewers?” because I’m reviewing a review site.

The site in question is MrPornGeek, one of the most recognizable and reliable porn site review platforms. It has been around long enough to earn millions of monthly views, solidify a following, and create an aura of trust. The site has a long history of helping users to find high-quality porn and is one of the main reasons why so many people are able to enjoy a wide variety of porn content. So, with no further ado, let’s see what this site is all about.

The site has a clean, modern design, a simple and intuitive user interface, and a wealth of content. Review content. We will talk about the main page later down the line, so let’s start with the different sections that can be accessed via the main menu. The Categories page reveals a list of over 75 site categories, including Porn Chat Sites, Useful Software, Indian Porn, Teen Porn, and many others. Each category could have been further subdivided into various subcategories, but they prefer to keep it nice and simple. Relatively simple. Some categories have hundreds of sites review while others are kind of empty, but the vast majority have between 50 and 150. This is good, as the sheer number of available sites will help users decide on the best site for their needs. Some review categories are inexplicably underrepresented, by the way. There are only 9+ sites reviewed in the Anal Porn Sites category. How is that even possible?

Anyway, it’s good that the categories are diverse enough to cover the whole spectrum of porn genres, niches, and fetishes. The next page is the blog. They write about all sorts of adult content-related things here, so it’s a good place to discover something new and interesting. There are also a few articles that aren’t directly related to porn, but they aren’t off-topic either. There are 3 to 5 articles added every month, but you won’t really miss out on anything of note if you choose to just pretend that this page doesn’t exist.

Now, the webcam page is a different matter. You will be able to see recordings of webcam sessions (at least 7,498 at the time of writing). You will also be able to use tags like #tall or #kitchen to narrow your search or search for cam models by name. The site has plenty of recorded cam sessions, which is quite impressive.  Then, there’s the pornstar page that shows you over 1,408 women who appear across the sites in this review platform. It’s basically a list of the hottest women out there and is a very helpful tool overall. For example, you can open the page, click on the letter “B”, find the profile of one Brittney White, one of the hottest ebony girls in the business, and read her bio, a list of the biggest accomplishments, and then move on to her Twitter or Instagram page, which is conveniently linked from her profile. You can also click to see the best videos on a different site. That is pretty convenient if there is a specific girl you are interested in.

The next page in the menu is the Porn Deals page. You can get special discounts from the Geek, which is not a surprise since they have been providing this service for over a few years now. There are also coupons for specific porn studios, and that is a big deal, as most studios they list don’t have coupons, so this is a pretty good page. The Porn Games link leads you to some FamilyStimulation site that gives you a short preview of two uber-sexy futas fucking each other. They also cum that you will cum in 30 seconds. Didn’t they get the memo? That “won’t last 30 seconds” line is old and has been used to death. You know the deal: the futas are super-hot, and the preview looks pretty good, so check out the FamilyStimulation game if you are interested in the interactive version of the experience. That stuff is a lot of fun.

After the Porn Games link, there are the Meet & Fuck and Live Girls sections. Once again, you get links to affiliated websites that seem to have a decent amount of traffic. The About Us section has almost 900 words devoted to explaining who the Geek is and what goes into the reviews. You will be able to read about the founder, the editorial guidelines, the mission statement, and the fact that they have a dedicated team of reviewers (can you spot the lie here?). Finally, the Contact Us page helps you reach out to them, should you want to provide some feedback or have your site reviewed. Also, there are stray links to StripChat and Gamcore. Now, finally, let’s get back on track and talk about the kind of reviews that this site offers.

The main page is riddled with categories, each has a list of top sites under it. The site names have a magnifying glass icon to the right of them, which indicates that you can read the reviews for these sites. At the very top, you’ll see porn game sites, premium porn sites, and VR sites. The porn reviews themselves are very much unbiased and have an in-depth description, first-hand ratings, a pros and cons list, and a link. They are not too long and not too short. You will be able to skim them quickly and get a good idea about whether or not the site is worth a look. The reviews are also separated by a series of dividers, which makes it easier to navigate.

There is an audio review version of the text that lets you just listen to the guy ramble on. This is great for those who are blind or don’t have the time to read the entire thing. There should have been a video version of that stuff as well since a voice-over would have been a nice bonus. The text is also not cluttered, which is a huge plus. You can quickly scan it, pick the key points for your needs, and move on to the next website. The way the titular Geek writes is not bad and it doesn’t drag on for too long. All in all, I am surprised that they have such a nice selection of reviews for free and paid sites. The text and the voice-overs are clear and easy to follow, the layout is modern, the content is rich, and everything else seems to be in order.

In my humble opinion, this site is way, way less annoying than the PornDude one because the guy writes in a rather casual manner, has a more professional look, and has a lot of positive, useful things to say about the reviewed sites. By the way, there’s also a search engine that lets you look for a specific porn website, which is always handy. I have no complaints and would recommend that you give the site a look if you are interested in a more objective and honest way of finding and reviewing porn sites.